Fun Ways to Be Passive-Aggresive

Keep in mind that this really only works if the person you are being passive-aggressive to actually cares, and so results may vary. It may be petty, it may be immature, but to be completely honest it's a much better way to deal with anger than just losing it and tackling the person who's annoying you and punching them in the face. Here are a few of my personal favorites.

1. Change Their Radio Presets
     This one's nice because then they have to go back through all their stations and set them back again. It's annoying but not harmful. Probably just as annoying as whatever they did (or didn't do) to you to begin this war.

2. Finish Off Food and Leave the Container There
     Is there anything worse than pouring out your cereal and realizing you're out of milk? I think not. But think of the satisfaction of knowing it was your evil plan all along! Mwahahaha

3. Rearrange the Letters on Their Keyboard
    If you're not sure how, I'm sure you can google it. Maybe not on their work computer, but maybe yes....

4. Come Into Their Room and Leave the Door Open (Or Turn Light Off)
     This only works if their door was closed in the first place, so keep an eye out for an opportunity. If that isn't an option, you can always turn the light off and leave (added bonus if they keep yelling for several minutes for you to turn it off and you don't).

5. Ask For Advice and Then Don't Do It
     A classic, honestly. Start with simple things like, "Should I wear the red shoes or the black ones?" and if they say wear the black ones then you go right ahead and wear the red ones.


That's all for now! Good luck, and may the people you annoy not go too crazy...

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