Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

10/14/2015

Amazon Purchases I Definitely Don't Regret

There's a funny thing that has happened as a result of having a steady income and very little bills. I suddenly find myself the proud, albeit slightly embarrassed owner of some kind of odd purchases. I accidentally discovered the joy of online shopping and since then have obviously taken advantage of it.
Here's a few of my new purchases:

Cat Sweater

I know what you're thinking. I can practically see the looks of "Oh my gosh did she actually spend money on that????" Yes. Yes I did. My justification at the time was, "Everyone needs an Ugly Sweater! What if there's a sudden ugly sweater competition and I am woefully unprepared??" I am happy to inform you that not only am I now prepared for any last minute life-or-death ugly sweater competitions in the western Washington region, but I feel confident I have a good chance of winning.

Star Trek Uniform (Costume)

This one is actually justifiable as it is almost Halloween and I do not have any costumes. As a huge nerd in a family of nerds, I felt it best to pay tribute to my original favorite nerd fandom. The only thing I would complain about is the fit. There is way too much fabric in the armpits, making them almost wing-like. Also; the skirt part is not sown together. For some reason they left the overlapping parts unconnected so there's a weird hole if you lift the front flap. It's not too noticeable, but I probably will get someone to fix these oddities for me.

Cat Tower

I have cats. They really needed their own place to chill that wasn't my bookshelf. They also desperately needed scratching posts that weren't my furniture. At first, my kitten was scared of it and wouldn't go near it. This was extremely annoying as I spent a good bit of money on it and time putting it together. The directions were almost nonexistent and I pretty much had to figure it out on my own. However, all that being said, I'm pretty happy with it now. The kitten has gotten used to it and uses it frequently, and it doesn't look horrible or take up too much space in my small house.

7/13/2015

Fun Ways to Be Passive-Aggresive

Keep in mind that this really only works if the person you are being passive-aggressive to actually cares, and so results may vary. It may be petty, it may be immature, but to be completely honest it's a much better way to deal with anger than just losing it and tackling the person who's annoying you and punching them in the face. Here are a few of my personal favorites.

1. Change Their Radio Presets
     This one's nice because then they have to go back through all their stations and set them back again. It's annoying but not harmful. Probably just as annoying as whatever they did (or didn't do) to you to begin this war.

2. Finish Off Food and Leave the Container There
     Is there anything worse than pouring out your cereal and realizing you're out of milk? I think not. But think of the satisfaction of knowing it was your evil plan all along! Mwahahaha

3. Rearrange the Letters on Their Keyboard
    If you're not sure how, I'm sure you can google it. Maybe not on their work computer, but maybe yes....

4. Come Into Their Room and Leave the Door Open (Or Turn Light Off)
     This only works if their door was closed in the first place, so keep an eye out for an opportunity. If that isn't an option, you can always turn the light off and leave (added bonus if they keep yelling for several minutes for you to turn it off and you don't).

5. Ask For Advice and Then Don't Do It
     A classic, honestly. Start with simple things like, "Should I wear the red shoes or the black ones?" and if they say wear the black ones then you go right ahead and wear the red ones.


That's all for now! Good luck, and may the people you annoy not go too crazy...